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When someone exaggerates some type of military service or military related accomplishment, as a solider, journalist, or otherwise.
Man, I never thought Brian Williams would be the guy going bry-why. Guess I was wrong.
Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️
Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!
it was supposed to be a dictionary for words but become a mindless shitty thing for jokes and sexual stuff and more.
tommy: MAMA
mom:kid why u cry
tommy:URBAN DICTONI
mom:fuck u
tommy: why is urban dictionary a thing
A lil bitch ass mexican's catchphrase. Used mockingly to annoy a specific person.
Hey Nate, "Nick, why you bully me"
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You are ironic. Why are you ironic ? Because you are
What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.
Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.