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The Power of Gold

The story is told of the power of gold

And its lure on the unsuspecting
It glitters and shines, it badgers and blinds

And constantly needs protecting

Balance the cost of the soul you lost
With the dreams you lightly sold
Are you under the power of gold

The letters and calls got you climbing the walls
And everyone wants a favor
They beg to remind you of times left behind you

But you know the past is a loser

The face you're wearing is different now
And the days run hot and cold
Are you under the power of gold

You're a creature of habit, run like a rabbit
Scared of a fear you can't name
Your own paranoia is looming before you
And nobody thinks that it's a game

Balance the cost of the soul you lost
With the dreams you lightly soldThen tell me that you're free of the power of gold
The power of gold

The women are lovely, the wine is superb
But there's something about the song that disturbs you
The women are lovely, the wine is superb
But there's something about the song that disturbs you
The women are lovely, the wine is superb
But there's something about the song that disturbs you

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2023


Fools Gold

A partner who makes you think their gold when dating them initially but once you get in a relationship with them you realize they are just a fool.

My baby daddy seemed like a nice man when I met him I thought he was a prize like gold. Turns out he was a fools gold.

by Sheshelsp June 11, 2022


Fool's Gold

When you submit something to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors turn down your word.

Kit Fisto: I had the best idea last night and tried to put it up on Urban Dicktionary but was turned down.
Face Fuck Whirly Pool: Hey man they run a business and can't just have late night weirdos like you get away with posting fool's gold all over their websiter

by mithoples March 7, 2018


Fool's Gold

Seemingly the "perfect woman, until she removes her eyelashes, her extensions, her push-up bra and lip injections...then discover she's bat-shit crazy with "daddy issues"

He thought he had met "The One", but turns out she was FOOL'S GOLD.

by halestorm47 September 6, 2022


Fools Gold

Gold road's sure a long road
Winds on through the hills for fifteen days
The pack on my back is aching
The straps seem to cut me like a knife
Gold road's sure a long road
Winds on through the hills for fifteen days
The pack on my back is aching
The straps seem to cut me like a knife
I'm no clown, I won't back down, don't need you to tell me what's going down
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
I'm standing alone, I'm watching you all, I'm seeing you sinking
I'm standing alone, you're weighing the gold, I'm watching you sinking
Fool's gold
These boots weren't made for walking
The marquis de sade never made no boots like these
Gold's just around the corner
Breakdown's coming up round the bend
Sometimes you have to try to get along dear

I know the truth and I know what you're thinking
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
I'm standing alone, I'm watching you all, I'm seeing you sinking
I'm standing alone, you're weighing the gold, I'm watching you sinking
Fools Gold

by Death Menace February 11, 2023


gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.

The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.

by AspiringKnowItAll July 7, 2012


California Gold Rush

When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.

I gave my girlfriend a California Gold Rush and now I need to buy new sheets.

by FredQuackington April 4, 2023