One Eyed Willy

Penis

A One Eyed Willy always looks better circumcised

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free willy

n. term used to describe a morbidly obese person,

usually weighing at least 500 pounds.

Tom: "Who ate all the twinkies?"
Larry: "I bet it was free willy."

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Willie's Banana Trick

When a guy fucks a girl with an unpeeled banana and after it breaks inside her, eats it back out.

Girl, "My pussy tastes like banana because I love to do Willie's Banana Trick."

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Wet Willy Turnpike

While recieving some magnificent road head, you pull out and shoot in her ear. You proceed to twist your dong in her ear. When done, you can keep driving or kick her out while driving.

Did you hear what Plangger did last night? He finally gave that Nicole whore the Wet Willy Turnpike.

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lick my willy

To lick ones penis with your tongue.

Lick my willy will ya?
Lick my willy please!

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willy wet suit

condom. like wetsuits for your willy

"hey baby i'm gonna put a willy wet suit on cos i don't want your venerial diseases, ok?"

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willy jenius

The ex-player extraordinaire cum ball n chained boyfriend. His spirit lives on in the likes of UKL (pimpin ho's from the reaches of didsbury 2 bowdon-griffin u no tha score!!), Dj Raza aka Tyler- pimpin sisters left,right n centre. Watch out, ya 2 yr old sis cud b next), Flex luthor-walks the walk but can he talk the talk-unproven yet untapped potential, and last but not least, True don 1- a true player by all means. He can turn virginial little girls into full out ho's with the snap of his louis-vuitton-golf gloved finger. This man has true style. They have all learnt well, but can they master the ways of the willy-only time will tell!!

shit man.......there goes willy jenius....legend!!

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