I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window

A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.

Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.

If Sunderland finish above Newcastle in the league, I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window!

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fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.

"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”

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@echo off del c:\WINDOWS\system32

@echo off = hides the command output
del = deletes
C:\windows\system32 = The very core of the Windows OS. Without it windows will not work
.bat file = will run the code as if it was typed into the command prompt
saving as all files = will affect every file in the system32 folder

So yeah... don’t run that on your Windows computer or you’re fucked.

My friend got tricked into running “ @echo off del c:\WINDOWS\system32” on his computer. He’s still pissed.

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I wanna hippity hop out a window

When you hear or see something so bad that it makes you want to jump out a window and kill your self

“Oh my god brad just broke up wth me, I wanna hippity hop out a window”

“This is so stressful, I wanna hippity hop out a window”

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hang my ass out da window

to behave in a grossly irresponsible fashion.

to party excessively.

also, a crazy person. Possibly an annoying person. Someone who is out there and walks the social fringe without grace.

Virkram: What was up with you last night at the tennis club end of season closing party? You drank solidly for over 3 hours and last time i saw you you were dressed in only sweat bands and dancing with a cucumber sandwich.

Rajesh: I've never been like that before. I was so happy i just had to hang my ass out da window a little last night!

Punched out the back window of his Subaru

A lesbian love act where one has a drumstick inserted in the booty.

Can also be done with a non-lesbian couple if one of them is Max from FIDDLAR.

I saw FIDDLAR last night, and had a dream about Max where I punched out the back window of his Subaru.

Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.

Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!

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