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When two people fight only using their erections.
I am the boner jousting champion.
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the condition when a said individual is wearing the pants commonly reffered to as "track pants" and contains a semi-erect penis, usually the aftermath of a full-force hard-on, induced mainly by male influences., looks "sloppy" as it flops around with the loose pants, very noticable and very disturbing. originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when describing this condtion, original comment "hey, you know that guy SLOPPY BONER CARL!?"
"eww, dude, look at that guys sloppy boner, dude get some jeans"
"omg.... how am i gonna cover this old girl up......"
shit, people are gonna notice, i am so pwnd"
"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES"
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when your dog hears something and its ears go up and get all stiff
"What was that sound?"
"Idk, but Spike heard it too, he's got an ear boner."
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A binder or notebook hormoney, middle and highschool boys use to conceal errant erections or NRBs. If one cares to realize, use of a boner barrier is rather obvious due to the uncharacteristic way the binder or notebook is pressed against the crotch region.
"Man, Jenny is looking pretty fine today, I'm thinking of asking her to the 8th grade prom."
"yeah, she can touch my digital pet any day of the week."
"::school bell rings:: Quick, throw me your notebook, I need a boner barrier."
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another word for semen
"Dude i totally shot my boner cheese all over her last night."
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the expression jethro uses when he has an extremely stark erection i mean extremely stark!
this morining jethro woke up and said oh my god i have a full boner!
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A boner wierdo is defined as a true wierdo sporting a boner or have the capability of producing an erection unexpectedly.
Brian the deaf guy that looks like Panama Jack and parades around town with a notped and gyrates when giving a girl a hug. That's a boner wierdo.
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