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Gay code for exuberant man love.
Flying to Georgia for work sun morning, just laying low that weekend. Schedule is kind of fucked until 16th/17th, not sure if you want to plan that far ahead.
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Failing to reach job performance standards despite repeated claims to the contrary from one's superior.
Kevin, according to his boss, is working like the dickens day and night. Unfortunately, he's failing miserably at his job.
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(simile) -- Means working hard on everything BUT your own job.
Kevin has been working like the dickens lately. He has picked up a nasty addiction to cribbage and fishing but continues to suffer with his own job performance.
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Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .
Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
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When you wheel barrow her across the room and then lay "bricks" on her chest. Finish with a coat of "spackle" on her face.
The landscaper showed my wife what a hard working mexican is.
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to signal someone to show how mafia works by playing Mafia Cities
*level 1 crock has a tone of money and changes to level 100 Boss* That's how mafia works...someone stepped in to say
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Dropping alias in the toilet after a long day of mowing the lawn.
"Hey Tod what are you doing tomorrow?"
"oh you know, just putting in work"
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