Used in sarcasm to define small town police officers
Casey: I just got pulled over by that police officer and given a fine
Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man
A style in which people interact in a stereotypically overcompensating masculine way. Often used as a cover for covert homosexual activity.
Come on Josh, tell me! C’mon. Man-to-man style. Hit me.
Alright Chad. You asked for it.
Joanne, i said dont look this up!
My couch is deep enough for a barrel chested man and bulldogge, unlike Joanne and Darlene's, which is a 3 boy deep.
A horrible creature made from the deepest and firey pits of hell (aka the field in the back of the school)
If you're ever feeling happy
and never sad
let me introduce you to kassidy man!
she'll harass you attack you and make you cry
forever and always until you die
A meme about cicada 3301 asking if you have dreamt about a person and it's a bad meme
John: yo I had this wet dream last nigh
Peter: What was the chick wearing?
John: Wait what
Have you seen this man?
A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
what you say when a man is being both a fricktard and a butmunch
"that guy is so what the elastic man"