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What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you
“Hey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?”
“I’m sorry… Do I know you?”
Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged
"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"
the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems
Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?
1. When someone says an inuendo/or offensive term before they realise.....
2. Being naive
3. A sexual reference
4. Saying before you speak...
"That Holli is as big as a house! uh oh that was out-before-I-knew-it....and so was she..."
A term indicating the experience of enjoying a piece of media but finding a character, that slightly reduces overall enjoyment.
"I was really into that show, but now I keep jingling my jangle 'till I jongle every time that character appears. I really dislike him."
Obama: I love child labour . Your mom: porn is better
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When someone just smokes weed icl
Wanna bit of sniff? Nah I just smoke weed icl