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"Coochie Man" also knows as Sam, is a girl who steals your coochie and chants "poosie tight poosie clean poosie fresh" in cursive.
"Have you head of coochie man?"
"The one who stayed on a zoom call with Dallas (mum remix) till 4am?"
He different
News reporter: How do you expect to not go to jail because of murder?
Coochie man: Because I'm different 🥶
A thing that u get when your fat and they jiggle
A man boob is a thing that jiggles
fat boi. a thing that men should not have but sometimes get due to being a fatty boi. but that's ok let's not fat shame.
jacob: elmo your man boobs are big and jiggly today-
elmo: shut up jacob you have bigger and more jiggly man tits than me! 🤮
A doormat man is a passive male whose only life purpose is to be walked on, used, and ignored by those around him. He will never do anything of note. Doormat men are likely marry a girl boss trophy wife, have three children, work in a boring no-name office, and live at the end of a cul-de-sac. When they die, they will be forgotten about, but that is okay because they hold the fundamental roles that society needs to function.
"I don't want to be a doormat man, I want to be a pirate!"
"We don't need any more pirates, Martin, we need more doormat men."
the urge to draw people with SWORDS
I feel like a pillar man