I-Phoot

When your I-Phone autocompletes a word in a text or status update that was unintended, usually with embarassing consequences.

guy to girl: Sorry about that last text, I guess I really stuck my I-Phoot in my mouth.

I banged your dad

I couldn't find your mum

You don't have a mum so I banged your dad

I worried

I really worried, and I was unable to close my eyes for almost all night long. I kept messaging you and there was not a single response. I cried my heart out and hope nothing bad happened..

Nothing bad happened. I thank God.
I worried. I really did. Don't do that again! I just want you to be happy, healthy.
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 10, 2022

Ur niece i feast

An insult worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur granny tranny", "ur brother ur mother", and "ur sister a mister" once this is said to the victim him and all others associated with him implode.

Justin: Ur mom gay

Logan: No u

Justin: ur granny tranny

Logan: aye man calm down

Justin: Fucc u nigga

Justin: Ur niece i feast

Logan: *implodes*

I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

shall I bang you

A term used by year sevens who think their hard

Year 11: do you need help finding your class
Year 7: shall I bang you fam
*year 7 gets punted like a football*

i-search

Online research.
To look up something on the internet.
Substitute for saying "Googled" when you may be using other or all search engines.

We i-searched the subject.