I killed a man today

a silly activity done by a silly fella (recent past)

person 1: "I killed a man today"
person 2: "sounds fun"

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

And I poop

A new way to say and I oop, while also making fun of VSCO girls.

Also, a way to say you are taking a shit

You: VSCO girls are so annoying, I cant stand the way they keep saying And I oop, like...
*VSCO girl enters*
You: And i poop

And I poop -

The new way to say And I oop, while also making fun of saying and I oop.

Can also be used to tell people that you are taking a shit

You: Vcso girls say and I opp way too...
(Vsco girl enters room)
You: And I poop -

And I poop

when your friend says something so shocking, you feel the need to shit yourself.

Guy: I got your friend pregnant and i’m leaving the country but I’m in love with you. come with me?

You: AND I POOP?!

And I Poop-

Not a phrase used by the vscos, its a phrase used by people ironically or people who dislike the vsco girls but still have the urge to say it. Used in situations randomly.

"Holy shit! I just dropped my phone!"

-"And I poop-"