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Sand Man

(Noun) plural: Sand Men
A sexually repressed Taiwanese Lady-Boy that generally flexes for photos to put on Instagram. This person generally cannot lift much weight but shares poses on social media to account for his small wiener. They can be easily heard by their car with modified exhaust.

Brad Pitt: "Hey E-man why are you posing for the those picks on your Instagram."
E-man: "I am the sand man."

by deBallsBeSwagin' May 8, 2021


tan the man

A pice of crap

Tan the man Jan fam lan

by King Ozzy October 25, 2018


Man-glue

A situation in which a male (typically) will collect his own semen into a glue bottle, which can then be used as actual glue.

"Dude, I saw someone yesterday usin' their man-glue and they had so much of it!"

by boristhesovietlovehammerman December 13, 2018


Barcelona-man

A footballer who regularly bangs FC Barcelona.

Sajid : Why does Barcelona-man perform like a man on sildenafil whenever he faces Barcelona?

Farhan : Because, Barcelona are that bang-able.

by Fajid Sarhan December 10, 2021


man ba bruh

när man säger någonting som inte är så roligt men inte så tråkigt heller.

Anton: tjena broshan.
Fille: tjo.
Anton: Min katt dog i går!
Fille: Man ba bruh.

by antonxd May 12, 2020


Man Pee

A funny name for a man’s penis

He came out of the restroom & he had his man pee hanging out

by ThatGoddess21 December 9, 2021


Ninny-Man

A feeble and foolish adult male.

Forgive me mother and father, for I am just a simple silly-willy Ninny-Man, I shan't leave the dog in the hot car the next we have ourselves a family pet.

by random_male_seeks_meaning July 25, 2018