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Goading a dude to do something by illustrating what a fuckin' pussy he's being.
Dude 1: Hey, I made it to the apartment. The apartment itself is nice but I’m anxious about the neighbourhood. It doesn’t help that I don’t have a car so I’m stuck on foot and public transportation.
Me: North you’re fine, South it gets a little dicey
Dude 1: That’s not really encouraging. I’m sorry about this, but I’m hoping I can cancel the rest of the stay.
Me: Uber is plentiful and cheap, pick you up right outside. Dude, I lived there for seven years. Greg has been staying there two nights a week for five years. He's a little 70 year old man. I've had countless guests of all types stay there - men, women from all over the world. Never had any problems. One guest was this tiny little Filipino chick, about 45 kg, she didn't have a problem. The Ukrainian girl I mentioned didn't have a car either. She stayed there for a month and didn't even use Uber. She walked downtown every day, didn't have any problem
Dude 2: Is the guy going to stay?
Me: He might, I man shamed the shit out of him
red man is a red man who marries 2nd cousin (also known as red neck)
ur a red man cuz u marry ur coisin
A mans that doesn’t keep his word, is constantly gives mixed signals, is not the ideal mans.
Friend: my mans was just saying he didn’t see a future with me a few days ago, but just told me that He’s inlove with me.
Me: sounds like a toxic mans to me
he steals anything that u have if its tin
no tin man don't steal my tin pot b****
A sexual process involving wrapping your entire body (or certain sections thereof) with aluminum foil in order to collect all sexual body fluids. The crinkling sound created or released by the aluminum foil during erotic acts enhance the fornicatory experience. The Tin Man is only sexually complete after one uses said tin foil, with the fluids contained therein, to baste food overnight and then eat it in public for lunch the following day. It must be lunch (and not brunch, motherfucker), but the public need not know the full contents of the foil.
Basic bitches and cardboard cutouts are the most devoted practitioners of the Tin Man.
Did you Tin Man the fuck out of him/her?
I'm havin' some Tin Man for lunch right now!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how Tin Man is your lunch?
You wouldn't believe my luck last night; I found some cardboard to Tin Man all night long! {Takes bite of juicy sandwich}