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I have no idea --- I just work here

Then you SHOULD know (duh)!

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019


I like BIRDS

When you like birds

Liamth: I want to be a orthodontist.
Garreth: I like BIRDS

by bSauce2018-2016 October 23, 2018


I fought Dracula

When someone gives you a lot of hickeys.

Yesterday when I hung out with my girlfriend I ended up fighting Dracula!!
“Why do you have a hickey on your neck?”
“Oh yesterday I fought Dracula”

by Kanyeisbest March 3, 2023


I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

by Mmm223 November 20, 2024


i love you 3000

something tony stark said to his child ;-;

"i love you 3000

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020


I swear down mate

When a Geordie is angry they say this

"I swear down mate I'll punch you!"

by Big mugger June 20, 2022


I Love Futbol

An euphemism generally used to refer to intense homosexual intercourse involving more than 2 men, used by people to weed out other gay men in online communities.

Gay man: Man, i love futbol
Normal man: Hey isn't it called football?
Gay man 2: I love futbol too, great stuff

by ANotThatFunnyJester August 22, 2022