8 de setembro

Dia Internacional de fuder a mãe do Rafael

"Em 8 de setembro, nós fizemos a mãe do Goya"

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scald-de-sac

When a man is riding in vehicle while hold a hot beverage (such as coffee) between his legs and a sudden bump or movement causes the beverage to spill resulting in scalding burns to the family jewels.

"Hey asshole, watch that speed bump, I do not want to end up with a scald-de-sac!"

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Rio|De|Dagama

Ahmose's pet robot, used mostly for sex. Though sometimes it is used for manual prostate examination.

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Tour de Lance

What they should rename the Tour de France if Lance Armstrong wins his record 8th this year.

The Tour de Lance is the greatest test in cycling

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pé de porco

Profissional desleixado, com aparência de trambiqueiro.

Cê é cego doidão? Então, baixa o farol!
Hei hou, se quer o quê, com quem, jow?
Tá marcando? Não dá pra ver quem é contra a luz...
Um pé de porco ou inimigo que vem de capuz - Da Ponte Pra Cá - Racionais Mc's

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Ana de Armas

ryan gosling's perfectly designed hologram wife with bad movie takes

Ana de Armas plays the love interest of this tragic story

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Premature De-Illumination

The action of accidentally turning off the last light in the house (when it's dark outside) resulting in disorientation and/or bumping in to things whilst looking for for another light switch.

Mike: Bro! I was about to go to bed but I accidentally Prematurely De-Illuminated the room and had to use my cell phone as a flashlight!

Brad: Man, I know what you meen. You gotta be careful with that Premature De-Illumination, last night I smashed my foot trying to find the bathroom when I did that.

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