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Have a 9-1-1-derful day

A pleasant way for a cop to end a police interaction.

"Ma'am, you're free to go. Have a 9-1-1-derful day!"

by America Lover πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ December 25, 2018

50πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


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by qreugDRYEWYFVHGSWY October 11, 2020


f 1

a crappy form of racing where there is no passing. whoever wins the pole wins the race. the cars are fast, the drivers can run road courses good, but there is just no racing to it. just oversized go-carts that cut fast laps and dont race.

jim-hey did you see that f 1 race today?
bob-no
bob-why what happend?
jim-oh man that gay french guy won the pole again and dominated the whole race, no one could even catch him, yet alone pass him.
bob-that sounds awesome

by smokin14 August 16, 2008

7πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


I 1 2 1/2 6

Say.Say faster.
Contemplate life

If you said it means I want to have sex

1)I 1 2 1/2 6

2)oh do you

by I google everything May 25, 2019

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


1 + 2 + 3 = 1 Γ— 2 Γ— 3

The nontrivial solution to the equation a + b + c = a Γ— b Γ— c, where a, b, and c are positive integersβ€”the sum and the product of three whole numbers are the same.

Besides 1 + 2 + 3 = 1 Γ— 2 Γ— 3, the numbers 1, 2, and 3 form the set of three integers such that each divides the sum of the other two, and their reciprocals show that the number 1 can be expressed as the sum of three unit fractions: 1 = 1/2 + 1/3 + 1/6.

by Fasters May 11, 2022

14πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper

An unknown video of a young girl being tortured by her dad for not finishing her supper.

Guy 1: Have you seen 2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's fucking creepy.

by wikiasuckeru June 5, 2020

150πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


I 1 2 1/2 6

Say it fast...

Barbara: I 1 2 1/2 6
Charles: ...

by MetalStrawss May 24, 2019

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž