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The day where Canadians experienced a nation-wide internet outage, causing people to flock to the nearest malls and Starbucks to use its Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to close shop for the day.
Also goes to show that Canada's internet monopoly needs to fucking die (and lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8, 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
A mum of 8 chav is a chav that has 8 kids, all with different roadman. She is always disappearing late at night to go do her work leaving her eldest daughter, often with a name like Destiny, Love or Faith, in charge off her half siblings. She will return when all kids are at school except for the baby and the eldest daughter. When she return she reeks of Cannabis, Heroin and booze. Now and again she will have an idea to start fresh, get a boyfriend, get pregnant, and the boyfriend will dissappear without the consequences and leaving all kids messed up and the mum. She always has the local police at her front door and her kids are involved with the social.
~You know where I can get a good prostitute from, mate?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?
A neurological disorder characterized by involuntary freestyle raps from the movie 8 Mile and often the compulsive utterance of obscenities and complete battles from said film.
I can't sleep in because Rick's 8 Mile Tourette's is acting up and has him screaming about Clarence going to private school.
When one consumes 8 shots of any alcohol in rapid succesion at 1 a.m. or later and proceeds to run a distance of at least 2 miles
Holy shit I heard Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 30 minutes!
Waiting til the last second before getting up and getting back into the game
Leave me alone! I'm not drunk!! I’m just taking the 8 count! I'll be there in a second!!
Two glasses of red wine and a Sudafed(tm).
"I'd had a terrible day and my allergies were killing me. So, I had a Karen 8-ball and went to bed early."
8-Bit Chomik is a chomik in Find the Chomiks.
Guy#1: 8-Bit Chomik is cool.
Guy#2: Yep.