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Big Brother Contestant

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.

1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.

by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009

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Slender man's brother

The man that stands in the background of a porno and does not participate in the sex.

Kid 1: "I was watching a porno last night, and happened to notice this creepy guy just sitting in the background watching.."
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, we call those guys Slender man's Brother, I dont know what the deal is with those guys."

by mogwai666 December 22, 2011

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tin can brothers

a group of 3 "brothers" (joey richter, brian rosenthal, corey lubowich) from starkid that also make musicals

1. Have you seen Spies are Forever by the tin can brothers?
2. Yeah, but I'm still not sure if it's about spies or not.

by ratalouis September 16, 2019


Wee Brother's Top

A saying to describe an item of clothing someone is wearing which is clearly too small for him. This is on the knowledge that if your are wearing something that is your wee brother's (little brother's) then it will be too small as your little brother would be often a lot smaller than you. This term is also used less commonly for something too big for you in which you would call your "Dad's top" or your "big brother's" top, again going on the knowledge that these people are probably a lot bigger. Obviously the term "top" refers only to a Tshirt but it can be used similarly when describing trousers as your "wee brother's trousers" but this phrase is not often used. To use this phrase on somebody is seen as an insult insinuating that either they cannot afford their own clothes or that they are too fat to fit into a certain garment of clothing. It usually results in laughter for those observing, as well as the victim of the joke being embarrassed and hard pressed to think of a come back.

That's rich coming from the guy wearing his Wee Brother's Top!

Fucking hell, are your Wee Brother's Trousers tight enough at the bulge

God sake man, what size is that, it looks like youe Dad's top

by xndrh1 October 30, 2009


Jonas Brothers

A band or brothers with a mostly teenage fan base. The band consists of Nick, 16, Joe, 19 and Kevin, 21. They have hits such as "Burnin Up", "Tonight", "Lovebug", "SOS" and "When you look me in the eyes." They were discovered by Hollywood Records and were in the Disney Channel Movie, "Camp Rock." They have a Disney Channel T.V. Show coming in May called J.O.N.A.S. They were raised in Wyckoff, New Jersey and now have homes in Dallas and Los Angeles. They went on a huge tour in the summer of 2008 alongside friend Demi Lovato. They will be going on a World Tour in he Summer of 2009. They performed on Saturday Night Live and at Dick Clark's New Years Eve celebration. They released a 3-D Movie of their Summer 2008 Burnin Up Tour which also included several clips of their life on tour. They have been on the cover or Rolling Stones magazine and earned over 60 million dollars in 2008. They have a younger brother, Frankie and their Parents are Kevin Sr. and Denise.

I am so excited to go to the Jonas Brothers 2009 World Tour this summer.

by JBMusic Lover March 23, 2009

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Jonas Brothers

A boyband. 3 brothers ( Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas) that each have incredible music talent. Nick Jonas, 16, was first signed to Columbia Records, but when the three boys wrote and sang the song Mandy together, the solo cd was dropped. Disney gave them their start. Millions of people love their music. They have released 4 albums together, plus Nick's solo cd. They have sold out concerts around the world. They starred in the Disney Channel movie Camp Rock. They have their own series on Disney, JONAS. They play pop/rock music. Nick Jonas has diabetes and has his own charity to help find a cure. They all wear purity rings. They are amazing men that inspire many people. LONG LIVE THE JONAS BROTHERS ;)

girl 1: who's your favorite band Kassie?
girl 2: the Jonas Brothers, they write and perform amazing songs, and inspire people around the world.

by I Support July 13, 2009

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Jonas Brothers

the most amazing band everr.the bands consitsts of Paul Kevin Jonas the 2nd who was born on november 21st and is a shoe size 9, joseph adam jonas who is the hottestt sexyestt boyyy in the bandd and is a shoe size 9 1/2 and was born on august 15,1989, and nicholas jerry j0nas who was born on september 16,1992 and is a shoe size 8.5.they are soo amazing and i love them more thanany other fan in the world. the jonas brothers are my life. i love you guys your amazingg<333333333

If you the jonas brothers ever see this i love you and i need to meet youu<33

by Daniella Jonas September 3, 2009

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