Rural Dictionary

A book

Used as an analogy to something very difficult and say it as an easy thing to piss people off thinking you as an arrogant asshole.

You can use this analogy when you make something so hard to do easy as fuck. It helps inflate your ego too.

Cassidy: Damn! This calculus exam is very difficult. There's no way someone can finish this under an hour
Brian: *Answers 6 questions and skips all the other ones and passes his papers* Dude this is so easy to understand. It's like reading a book. I don't why are you guys having a hard time on it
Cassidy: Shut up asshole!
Brian: Cassidy, your dad is literally black.

by Lightofdarkness666 July 21, 2022

big-booking

Present tense:
The act or process of reading text books to help overcome an difficult problem, usually computing based. There is an implicit direct relationship between the complexity of the problem to be solved and the size of the book referred to.
Big-booking does not refer to reading large print novels.
Historical tense: big-booked

I had to do some serious big-booking to figure out how to make the syncotronomatic de-warbliser phase shift my quantum state. Only after I had unsuccessfully big-booked for several hours did Warwick show me that the syncotronomatic de-warbliser was not plugged in.

by kykweer June 6, 2007

book toter

Someone who tries to get into someone's pants by "helping" them with their books.

Dude did you see that douche pull the old book toter yesterday?

by Fetty wherp February 23, 2016

Story Book Finish

When you eat a girl out and lick the tip of your thumb and flick through her pussy flaps like a book, then repeat this until she finishes, after she nuts you grab both sides of her vagina and slam both sides together like you would after you finish an excellent book.

Person 1: “Yo dude! How did it go with that girl last night?”

Person 2: “Terrible! She slapped me for giving her the Story Book Finish.”

by MrJustTookAWholeBottleOfViagra October 13, 2024