asshole radio

When you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. But instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before.

Brent just got dumped by Roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing "1 is the loneliest number" Asshole Radio

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Asshole Freak

Guys that are obsessed with anal sex and get to hard for that poop hole lol and become freaks sweating with a loud heart beat for that ass and can totally change when there turned on as a Asshole Freak

Dude Jason Quist is a total asshole freak I don't think I want to go to homecoming with Shrek Jason Quist

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crunchy asshole

When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.

Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.

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asshole pisser

One who urinates out of their rectum resulting in a wet spot on the back of their jeans.

Instead of letting someone become an asshole pisser, you should direct them to the pissery.

"Did you see the stain on the back of that guy's jeans?"

"Yeah, He must be an asshole pisser."

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adequate asshole

Ad·e·quate Ass·hol
/ˈadikwit/ /ˈasˌhōl/
- Noun

-The male version of Basic Bitch-

self-centered male who lacks the mental capacity to carry a decent conversation without talking about sports, cars or workout.

Benedict is such an adequate asshole, all he talked about was himself for fifteen minutes.

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Jims Asshole

"When jim has hot wings and drinks alot of coors light, and uh his assholes on fire the next day with a hangover. And then people cant help him load shit cuz he has too much of a headache and bc he has to unload his asshole all day."

"Jims Asshole"

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break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

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