Random
Source Code
Random
The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.
That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.
When you are performing cunalingus on a woman while she is taking a crap 💩
T was performing a brown beaver on B while she sat on the toilet taking a poo!
That person who creates the dam that prevents information flow from the client to the people actually doing the show.
Dude, all I want to do is take care of your show and your client. Stop being an AV Beaver.
A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.
Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
A Pillow Beaver not to be confused with Pillow Biter, is typically a mammal of the human variety. He/She will gather all of the pillows to their side of a sleeping area creating a dam like effect. This Dam prohibits the calm waters of natural sleep to wash over any other mammals in said sleeping area. They do this unintentionally for it is intrinsic in their nature, thus a Pillow Beaver.
Adam: Dude I'm spent I crashed over at Cougar Dana's last night. I woke up at like 4am my neck was killing me, I look over and she has like nine pillows on her side of the bed. I slept like dagg' shit.
Lee: Dude what a freakin' Pillow Beaver.
Adam: I know right.