A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.
Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.
The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time
"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"
(1) A sexual act performed specifically on a sandy beach where a penis having person fucks their partner from behind. The penis haver, before orgasming, says, "I gonna baja blast!" Then ejaculates onto their partners back while simultaneously dumping seawater, being contained nearby, onto the individuals back as well.
(2) a limited time online exclusive drink at taco bell; a baja blast with vanilla sweet cream
"Did you and Eric have fun camping at the beach last night?"
"Oh yeah we did! He even gave me a Dirty Baja Blast"
"Which kind?"
"Both"
(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
A term used in wrestling, when a double leg is hit extremely hard.
you fucking commie bastard, i'm gonna blast double the shit out of you.
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