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When a person claps once and rubs their palms together after hearing a politically incorrect or dirty joke.
Bro, do the 'Marcellus Clap' he just said something fucked up.
You screwed up.
You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.
The new term coinded by Link E. Starbureiy given to the old 'Big Bang'. This word is more appropriate because it implies that two or more objects collided and created the universe, rather than a random-source explosion.
Reference to the Big Bang is olde skool. If you want to be hip, call it the Cosmic Clap.
When you double closed fist punch(🤜🏼🍆🤛🏼)your hard infested boner hoping to relieve the green ooze
I got gonorrhea and gave myself the polish clap… it didn’t work
A phrase used when wanting to signal to another person you wish to engage in sexual intercourse with them. Popularised after the large number of couples which got together during the ‘Clap for Carers’ campaign during the UK lockdown. Similar to Netflix and chill but with the added thrill of the possibility you all die of covid-19.
Sophie: “Is that your sister that visited?”
Bez: “Nah it’s the new missus”
Sophie: “How did you meet?”
Bez: “I asked if she wanted to Clap for Carers and she came in and I gave it to her up the wrongun”
Sophie: “Is that why you’re struggling to breathe now?”
Bez: *cough*
When you’re walking in a gym and your nuts slap your thigh creating a loud clap for those to enjoy. Quite the laugh.
Coach McGrew thunder clapped in weight training and was dubbed the move, McGrew clap style
when you get in position so you get slammed by your lamp, it's very spicy
"UHHHH, lamp clap barbeque"