chode harness

A small basket to hold a chode(short and stubby penis). includes a basket and chains strapped around your waist all in black or white leather.

honey my chode harnass broke!
Your a chode harness!
my chode hurts because my chode harness is too small.

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pizza chode

A chode covered in herpes or genital warts so it looks like a pizza

"Ew tom has a pizza chode so I wouldn't fuck him"

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URBAN CHODE

A chode relating to or having characteristics of a town or city.

Ron has an Urban Chode.

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Greasy chode

Admiral Ackbar

That fish is such a greasy chode!

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Fucking Chode

When your friend keeps telling you to deal with the annoying people in your life, you should call them a fucking chode.

"Just deal with the Star Wars obsessed kid, dude." "Shut the fuck up you fucking chode"

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Chode creep

The retraction of the penis in the anticipation of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms.

I'm so excited about doing some drugs that I have a serious case of chode creep.

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chode-over

A sleepover in which only the basement is used, and most of the conversations include sexual terms.

Yeah dude, last night was a total chode-over.

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