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A verbally pouting and over confident individual.
He's not going to get what he wants so instead we've got another 30 minutes of this guy being a total Pootie Douche.
The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.
When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'
The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.
Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.
A row of people who walk really slowely, blocking you from getting to your destination on time.
"I tried to make it on time for my job interview but I got stuck behind a Douche Wall and missed my bus."
A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.
That snow douche just dumped another foot of snow in my driveway that I just finished shoveling!
an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.
Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.
birthday douche: *snatches controller*
me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!
birthday douche: no, i wanna play!
me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead
birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!
me: *punches birthday douche in the face*
The act of being a douche bag. Such acts include lying, cheating, deceiving, being cocky, and acting like a jerk.
"steve hasn't called me in 3 weeks"
"how douche baggory of him