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The home of fagadocious bastards; golden hawks = soiled locks. The place where stupidity reins supreme. Think you're more of a moron that Arnold Schwarzenegger? I'm sure you'll find someone even more of a moron than you at El Dorado. Won't even have to look that hard. If you want your brain cells involuntarily depleted, El Dorado High School is the place to be!
I cried for El Dorado High School.
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I believe in one mexican
the Father, the Almighty,
maker of drugs and taco bell
of all that is, visible and unvisible.
I believe in one Lord, el goblino
the only Son of drugs,
The only begotten son of the mexican,
taco bell from taco bell, baja blast from baja blast,
true cono from true cono,
begotten, not made,
of one essence with the cartel.
By whom all drugs and taco bells were made
and without him was not anything in heaven
or mexico made.
he came down from heaven:
Who for us men and for our salvation came down from heaven.
Was made mexican and was incarnate from the Holy Spirit and from Holy Virign Mary.
Became mexican, was crucified For our sake in the days of Pontius Pilate;
suffered, died,was buried
And he rose from the dead on the third day as written
in the holy Scriptures;
ascended in glory into mexico
sat at the right hand of his baja blast
and will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
We believe in the taco bell the life giving tacos
who proceeded from the mexico we worship and glorify Him with the father and the son.
With the Father and the Son he is worshiped and glorified.
Who was spoken through the mexicans.
And we believe in one holy taco bell.
And we believe in one baptism in the baja for the remission of sins.
and we wait for the resurrection of the dead,
and the life to come,
world without end
in the name of el goblino los drugs y los taco bell santos
amen
El Goblino Del Coño is our lord and savior.
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Home of a bunch of snobby white brats. Girls are like Paris Hilton, and guys are either preppy pussies or stereotypical, wannabe potheads.
On the plus side, the teachers are awesome.
This is also where the movie "Superbad" was filmed.
"El Segundo High School is the home of all petty acts."
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Recited by schoolchildren in Cuba. Translates to, "We will be like Che."
Seremos como el Che.
Seremos como el Che.
Seremos como el Che.
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when a man and a women eat each others butts out(prefibly in a 69 position) and then engage in a long french kiss.
i was feelin frisky so me and my gurl engaged in an el paso pile driver.
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an unusually rancid vagina. Giving off scents associated with decomposing skunk ass combined with a two week old can of tuna. Can be detected from a great distance. Is not easily removed and can become chronic
Guy 1: Do you smell that?
Guy 2: (dramatic background music, in a hoarse whisper) El pescado de muerte...
Guy 1: NO! not again!
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Like a Donkey or Ass, only to the highest degree.
Man... Not only are you a DOnkey, you are El Donko Deluxo!
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