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Red Sox fans are the most pathetic, whiny, and horrible pieces of shit on the planet Earth. You assholes finally got your World Series, AND YOU ARE STILL WHINY!!! YOU CUNTS CAN NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING EVER AGAIN! These cum guzzling gutter sluts probably don't realize they have become exactly what they hate!! They ARE the Yankees now! They think the world revolves around their team and the team is God's gift to their lives. They buy every single big name free agent (Ramirez, Schilling, Beckett, Pedro, etc.), and they are hypochondriacs on the highest level, and are twice as cocky and arrogant as Yankee fans. At least Yankee fans don't make death threats to someone who wears a Sox jersey on the streets of Manhattan. Shit man, the Cubs and White Sox waited longer than you assholes. The White Sox deserved to win last year. The Cubs deserve it more because they are at least pleasant to be around. Babe, Bucky, Buckner, Boone. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE RUINED YOUR LIVES PSYCHOS!!! And you wonder why Buckner stiffed you assholes at the ring ceremony. You can have that fat fuck (Ortiz), you can have shitlocks (Manny), you can have the Bush loving redneck asshole (Schilling), you can have Varidickless, and you can have Papelshit. GET A FUCKING LIFE AND STOP THREATNING ME AND MY FAMILY for rooting for the Yankees you pieces of shit. That's it, That's my statement!!!!
Aaron Boone. Game 7. Walk-off home run. Greatest moment in baseball history. FOX shows Pedro, Nixon, and Red Sox fans in Yankee Stadium crying. 'Nuff said.
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People that get pissed when someone says "Jonas Brothers suck." They cannot type a proper sentence to save their lives, and they want to marry Nick Jonas. (Why they want to, who knows?) Its fun to piss them off.
me: The Jonas Brothers SUCK!
Jonas Brother fan: UR JuZ JEAULS Cuz THAY cAN GIT GURLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!.
me: WTF?
Jonas Brother fan:OMJ I WANT @ MARY NIK JONASSSSS!
me: *facepalm*
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Sexual act wherein male is positioned directly over female with female performing fellatio. As male is about to climax, he pulls out and rapidly flings penis back and forth, smattering female's face with ejaculate, or in this case, cream cheese.
Dude, she took that Philadelphia Ceiling Fan like a champ.
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The Stereotypical "skibidi toilet fan" refers to a stereotype used to describe a "skibidi toilet fan". it commonly uses the terms such as 0-10 years old,"ipad kid", no brain cells, infant, retarded, non potty trained and toddler. Be advised that this stereotype is not an accurate description of the skibidi toilet fan base and is merely a deranged insult targeted at the aforementioned fan base.
Guy: Look at that toddler
Skibidi toilet hater: he's probably a skibidi toilet fan
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someone who is very insightful, intelligent, emotional, talented, and true....someone who likes real music
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"I just had sex because im not a *paul dano fan*"
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People who only support sports teams when they are doing well ie when the "weather is fair." If their team is losing, they don't claim to be a fan, but when their team is winning, they are obnoxious to the highest degree.
"Florida (Gators) are such fair weather fans, you don't hear shit from them unless they're winning."
"Georgia (Bulldogs) are the opposite of fair weather fans, they are DAWGS to the core, win or lose."
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