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A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.
Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.
Friend: What is that?
Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
“Love at first phone” is the telephone version of “love at first sight”. It is when someone falls in love with someone the first time they speak to them on the phone.
I spoke with Denise Romano today for the first time, feel like I fell in love with her, expression “love at first phone” perfectly describes what happened.
Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'
It states that:
No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.
Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"
1. The child-in-law of one's parent's sibling.
2. The child of one's parent-in-law's sibling.
My first cousin-in-law is a good person.
First cousin's spouse or spouse's first cousin.
My first cousin-in-law is a educated person.
1- First-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin.
3- Cousin-in-law.
My first-cousin-in-law is a good person.
SPOILERS!!
A book that will rip out your heart, along with Valentino’s.
Person one: “have you read The first to die at the end?”
Person two: “no I haven’t, should I?”
Person: “If you want to be screaming crying, then yes you should read the first to die at the end”