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the year where everyone can beat a furry. A reward for surviving 2020.
"Lets beat up the furry, its beat a furry year 2021"
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Stop tickling furry unicorns is another way of saying STFU which means "Shut the f*** up".
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"Hey man, you think Becky's ever sipped from the furry cup?"
"I sipped from the furry cup last night, and now I think i have herpes."
"I don't sip from the furry cup cause she got some pretty serious femmine odor."
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On November 28th, you must hug each and every Furry you see. This is after Beat a Furry Day (on November 27th), awarded to those who survive NNN. Fighting back or rejecting a hug will result in death under clause 632a.
Furry: Today is National Hug a Furry Day!
Person: Okay I'll hug you.
Person 2: I won't
Person 2 dies by unknown means.
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A saying Penelope Garcia uses to describe her co-workers and friends at the BAU (behaivoral analysis unit)
Morgan: "hey baby girl? You're on speaker"
Garcia: hello my fine furry friends, i've found information on the unsub...
your basic average furry is a man in his 30s overweight socially inept and really dirty says
he has aspergers so he doesn't have to answer for the way he kills conversations faster than cancer
furries like to have competitions to see who can find the most things wrong with them to try to get
attention they pretend they have depression or cry about their past in a role play session
furries love each other because no one else will they live in furry houses in the middle
of hixville having little parties with their fursuits on here's a tip from anonymous
you're doing it wrong hurry make a habit out of raping your childhood
first tried as hard as they could to make the phantom acceptable
to keep it all clean but they couldn't control it and now it's all a sex scene
furry posting furriest pictures no one wants to see except when your social life is on the
internet then you lower all your standards that you take what you can get the furry phantom
doesn't have its own identity it's basically a clusterfuck of nerd communities a little bit of
anime a bit of fantasy and a generous helping of bestiality every weird fetish that you've
ever heard before was invented by japan and then stolen by a bird by the time you think you've
catalogued every furry king then they'll throw you for a loop and go and fuck the kitchen sink
I sang the anti furry national anthem because I fucking hate furries
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On November 28th you apologize to all the furries you beat up on November 27th, recognized as "Beat a Furry Day."
Man, I'm gonna have to apologize to all the Furries I beat tomorrow during Apologize to Furries Day
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