Being heavily intoxicated, usually by the effects of marijuana.
"Dude I just ripped that bong, now I'm goosed"
When you are so high, that you can’t remember if you just hit the bong or not; so you just hit it again.
Ralphio- Shit man... I just goosed the hell out of that bong!
Kyle- No shit dude, it was my turn.
to be highly intoxicated; or drunk
Wow we were so goosed last night!
A Mersey expression from the 90's meaning something horrible happened, or someone was injured or died in a horrible way in reference to Goose from the film Top Gun.
"Aww lad, he's goosed."
"Aww mate, it's goosed lad."
"Kidder, they were well goosed"
Goosed..Humped, Fucked,Ass,Bum,Spinkster,Shitter,Porked.
See that look on his/her face like they were Goosed.
When you get stood up by your girl/boy; ditched or abandoned
"Bro how was your date?"
"I got goosed man, I'm pissed"
Becoming drunk by drinking too much Goose Island beer.
Dan got so goosed last night.