Shes Got A Great Personality

An extremely sarcastic comment stated by men who are trying to describe a girl that is one, or any combination of the following: fat, bitchy, moody, dumb, annoying, or abstinent . When stating that a girl has a "great personality" it is usually to give the illusion to any surrounding "great personalities" that the guy who is talking is actually not critisizing the blatantly negative aspects of a womans character, when in fact he rightfully is.

Dude1:"I cant belive this girl is freaking out over nothing! WTF?!?!?"

Dude2:"I told you man, shes got a great personality..."

...

Dude1Dude2:"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

ive got that money in the bank

wack ass line used in almost every rap song.

"ive got that money in the bank, shawty whatcha think??"

I haven't got a Salomon

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.

A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"

bet it aint got no meat

the subject or matter contains no poultry, beef,pork,fish or any other meaty sources

"man this soup is good"
"bet it aint got no meat"

"why didnt you stand up for yourself?"

" bet you aint got no fucking meat!"

"i heard your mom got dicked down by the mailman"

"mhmmm bet he do got meat"

I've got the white and the green

White stands for cocaine and green stands for weed.

Steve: Hey do you have anything to make this party fun?
Pauly: yeah I've got the white and the green.

You Ain't Got No Soap.

Definition: 'you're full of it', 'whatever' or 'you're not that cool'. Soap is a valuable item in jail. Having a good bar of soap makes you a bit cooler, better/luckier than the rest of the inmates.

"I don't know why it's taking him so long to hang that new front door, damn, I would be finished already!"

His friend: " Oh you think you can hang doors now hu..? Psssh. Ha. You Ain't Got No Soap. "

ur babies got rabies

The next continuation of the "ur mum gay" series

Carl:ur mum gay
Benjamin: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny tranny
Benjamin: ur niece obese
Carl: don't make me do it
Benjamin: bet
Carl: ur babies got rabies
Benjamin: ... *gets sucked up by a black hole and is never to be heard from again*