Pale Horse

Term that originated in Chicago for cocaine

Also a double entendre for Death's horse in the apocalypse.

1. Just copped 2 grids of that pale horse and we bout to geek!

2. You still got some of that pale left?

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Horse-Cock Sandwich

Sandwich consisting of the mystery meat from the "deli" line onboard a US naval vessel.

Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?

Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.

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The giant horse cock

It weighs over 11 pounds

Random guy: JEEZ LOOK AT THAT GIANT HORSE COCK
me: The giant horse cock weighs over 11 pounds

Dead horse's ass

saying that means what you are asking for is absolutely not going to happen.

When somebody asks for something that you're not going to give them or do for them, your response is "Sorry, but I'd say you're looking up a dead horse's ass"

One horse pony

Someone who is probably smarter than Joe Biden

Joe Biden: Yes, yes, and yes. God love you man, you’re a one horse pony. Thank you!

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hung like a horse

This term implies that a man has the endowment alike to that of a horse.Beyond 9". Seen as inhuman.

Stephen was hung 14 inches when erect and called himself the stallion king, he was therefore hung like a horse.

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My kingdom for a horse.

A phrase expressing a strong desire or need for something relatively simple or inexpensive as compared to a kingdom, but at the present moment the item needed or wanted is invaluable. Any needed item can be substituted for 'a horse.'

"My kingdom for a horse."
"My kingdom for a BLANK."
"My kingdom for a roll of TP." (expressed while sitting in a bathroom stall without toilet paper.
"My kingdom for a gallon of gas."
"My kingdom for a bra that fits."

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