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small is what you are you're age is between 1-3
you're a little Johnnys ant 123 Bruh it's obvious
Cold, chilly, freezing
(Not to be confused with johnny blitzberg)
It's bare johnny blitzcreak today innit' bruv
An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.
Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey
Been you take a lil blue pill to make Mr Peter become a strong man.
Bobby had them good Johnny Gains before he went to pound town for 6 hours or longer and contacted his physician.
When you split a six pack and a pound with your girl and then she gives you road head while you're still eating your tacos from Taco John's. While you're polishing off your potato olés and she's polishing off your knob.
Yo, I was hungry and horny so my girl gave me a Taco Johnny.
Have you ever given a Taco Johnny?
A nickname for anyone with a big dick.
Girl 1: “My bff blew Chad the other night and apparently his dick was so big she had a hard time getting it all the way in there”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”
A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole
Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45