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Bobby Johnson

A man who’s very soft and often considered amongst the most gay. Typically gets no girls and is lonely. Very bad at video games though he claims to be the best, usually has a small snake.

Person1: That guy looks so lame and fruity
Person2: Oh you never met Bobby Johnson?

by Manny Morales November 23, 2021


Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.

Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5

by B. Johnson August 29, 2019


The Johnson Effect

The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.

by FlangeManger October 30, 2020


Jealy Johnson

Used to define someone that's really, really jealous.

Brad always wants my stuff... He's such a Jealy Johnson!

by Sagaan December 11, 2016


Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus

She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson

by FrankenShitter6969 October 8, 2022


Tell Mr. Johnson

to snitch on someone

Osana Najimi: WELL, WELL, WELL! Look at those two sussy bakas near my tree!
Ayano: I swear IF you piss me off then I'm going to tell Mr. Johnson

by JayMoneySpamsL2 January 24, 2022


James Johnson

That Kid James Johnson is such a fucking tip rider it's unreal, he's been sucking best's dick for title pushes for a while now.

"That James Johnson is a fucking midget."

by SCWWrestling May 5, 2020