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When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.
Man, I ran up north the other night to get with that cowgirl and got a St. Louis Salt Lick instead.
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This is simply a lesbian. A lesbian that likes to eat out and dig in deep.
Hey you two, which one is the “Liver Licking Land Lover?”
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A subtle phrase to indicate that a person is believed to be gay.
Person A: "Does Michael have a girlfriend?"
Person B: "No - I think he licks the other side of the stamp."
Person A: "Ah, makes sense."
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An extremely personal act usually performed under the combined influences of booze and extreme cold.
"I'll probably be licking out my freezer till 11 or so."
"Gross, dude."
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A noticeable effect of being unhappy.
Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
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Another way of telling someone they can f-off
If the boss doesn't like my my idea, he can lick me where I shit.
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On April 5th you can lick a pussy/vagina
Nico: Hey emma
Emma: Hey Nico
Nico: guess what day it is Emma
Emma: What
Nico: national lick a girls pussy day
Today is lick a girls pussy day
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