St. Louis Salt Lick

When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.

Man, I ran up north the other night to get with that cowgirl and got a St. Louis Salt Lick instead.

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licks the other side of the stamp

A subtle phrase to indicate that a person is believed to be gay.

Person A: "Does Michael have a girlfriend?"
Person B: "No - I think he licks the other side of the stamp."
Person A: "Ah, makes sense."

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licking out my freezer

An extremely personal act usually performed under the combined influences of booze and extreme cold.

"I'll probably be licking out my freezer till 11 or so."
"Gross, dude."

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Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.

Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?

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Lick me where I shit

Another way of telling someone they can f-off

If the boss doesn't like my my idea, he can lick me where I shit.

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Lick a girls pussy day

On April 5th you can lick a pussy/vagina

Nico: Hey emma
Emma: Hey Nico
Nico: guess what day it is Emma
Emma: What
Nico: national lick a girls pussy day

Today is lick a girls pussy day

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Ive Got Bigger Titties to Lick

When someone has more important things to do or someone they are more interested in.

Screw you guys, ive got bigger titties to lick right now!

Shes nice, but ive got bigger titties to lick. Like that chick over there...

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