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(n.) The end of ones life, as described by those who claim to have had near death experiences.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train comin' your way, hey... yeah...
--Metallica, No Leaf Clover.
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An aborted Carona fetus. Complete mediocrity supported by dudes that secretly want to drink Mike's Hard Lemonade and suck on fluorescent sugary cocks. Flying off store shelves because douchebags have been popping out of vagina's in abundance lately
"Hey, Ted has some Bud Light Lime!"
"Hey, Ted is a fag!"
(meanwhile Ted is running to the bathroom to remove his tampon and listen to Hinder)
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A game that hasn't been released after a year since its announcement
Dude1: Hey techland when is dying light 2
Techland: We aRe WoRkInG oN a ReLeAsE dAtE
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that person is so fucking hott!
he's so gogreous i'd hit that with the lights on, no need to turn the lights out!
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an area in Chicago, particularly along North Avenue, where the presence of the new security cameras to deter crime is noted by the blue lights that constantly flash to scare off would be criminals.
Dan: I wonder where we are...
Steve: See the cameras.... that means Blue Light district.
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hot steamy , red carpet, go all out, trying to make a baby, or make up not to break up, knock your socks off, hanging from the ceiling fan Sex
He licked her six ways from sunday, penetrated her for hours while slapping her ass to make sure this would be a red light special she would never forget.
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Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."
Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.
After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
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