Crystal Light

Adjective used to describe something that is at once benign and profoundly uncool. It is neither greatly bad, nor greatly good; it is fluff, kind of gross, and appeals to very few. While available everywhere, you know no one who likes something that can be described as Crystal Light. See "Call Your Girlfriend" video by Robyn-- this video is Crystal Light.

"Hey did you see that new Robyn video?"

"No, is it good?"

"No, man she is weird. And the video is so freaking Crystal Light."

OR

"I would go to your party, but I think it is going to be Crystal Light as hell and I don't want to waste my Saturday."

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light at the end of the tunnel

(n.) The end of ones life, as described by those who claim to have had near death experiences.

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel

Was just a freight train comin' your way, hey... yeah...

--Metallica, No Leaf Clover.

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Bud Light Lime

An aborted Carona fetus. Complete mediocrity supported by dudes that secretly want to drink Mike's Hard Lemonade and suck on fluorescent sugary cocks. Flying off store shelves because douchebags have been popping out of vagina's in abundance lately

"Hey, Ted has some Bud Light Lime!"

"Hey, Ted is a fag!"

(meanwhile Ted is running to the bathroom to remove his tampon and listen to Hinder)

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dying light 2

A game that hasn't been released after a year since its announcement

Dude1: Hey techland when is dying light 2
Techland: We aRe WoRkInG oN a ReLeAsE dAtE

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i'd hit that with the lights on

that person is so fucking hott!

he's so gogreous i'd hit that with the lights on, no need to turn the lights out!

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blue light district

an area in Chicago, particularly along North Avenue, where the presence of the new security cameras to deter crime is noted by the blue lights that constantly flash to scare off would be criminals.

Dan: I wonder where we are...
Steve: See the cameras.... that means Blue Light district.

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Red Light Special

hot steamy , red carpet, go all out, trying to make a baby, or make up not to break up, knock your socks off, hanging from the ceiling fan Sex

He licked her six ways from sunday, penetrated her for hours while slapping her ass to make sure this would be a red light special she would never forget.

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