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the man everyone loves, a perfect angel, everything you ever could think of
person 1: "oh whos that on your wallpaper"
me:"thats allen ma shi quan, hes talented and beautiful, hes my idol"
person 1:"oh youre right, he does look pretty"
ALAS, UNFORTUNATE, ILL FATED
LIVING IN THIS BIG CITY, THE NEW KID ON THE BLOCK FACED MA LUNG DESTINY DAY BY DAY
A pittsburgh slang used to describe something that you are having trouble with remembering the name of
"Please help me find the thing-a-ma-bob I want to change the channel"
- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
In English it means sperm in your mouth. This is used when you are having a nice and good sex and you're sperm in the mouth of someone o ; o;
Girl: Give it to me baby.
Boy: "Aw ħa nġib il-liba ma' ħalqek.
Your existence makes people annoyed.
Your doing that tik tok trend aren't you?
"It is acey-ma"
Bellingham MA - The place where the children are more mature than the adults and everyone's nicotine addiction runs stronger than the education system. Don't say literally anything if you don't want every single fucking person to know - However your more likely to have an issue with the teachers and the moms than you are with other students.
If your craving nic don't worry - just walk into any bathroom in the high school and you will be provided.
If your mother is any of those fucking facebook group chats YOUR LIFE IS OVER - they are the most gossipy little fucks you've ever met in your entire life.
and the sports suck
Brief history of Bellingham MA
1719- foundation (the founders probably didn't think it would turn into a literal portal to hell)
2015- A teacher fucks a student on HER DESK
2016- A science teacher LITERARLY BLOWS UP THE PRINCIPLES CAR
2017- A teacher gets arrested for filming students shitting (he had years of photos in his phone)
2022- We can no longer shit in peace and must be monitored