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When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'
Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back
Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end
Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt
A gay person who is a petty bitch and needs to get a grip of life.
Matt Bredie: I watch gossip girls and riverdale
Everyone else: stop being gay Matt Briede
A Matt, is an inbred mountaineer from Virginia
Look! A Matt by that moonshine still
the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!
Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe
A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.
The politician was so horny will lay down for a good ole 'Matt Wallace'
professional with no allowance of fun activity's outside of designated times
He was on a "matt team" therefore he couldn't play for fun it had to be 100% professional
Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.
Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”