Russian Mike

An idiotic retard who is going to burn in hell.

I'm Russian Mike and the Devil's penis is up my ass right now. Yay!!!

10👍 41👎

mike shinoda

faggot

Mike Shinoda leaves his past lives behind when he promised to pick you up in this one. Mike Shinoda is a cheater. God isn't too happy with him.

10👍 41👎

for the love of mike

for the love of mike is a bastardization for "holy shit" which is a bastardization for "holy shaaat" which is a bastardization for "god's rectal secretions"

penis penis penis penis penis for the love of mike

11👍 41👎

Mike Fazzio

The biggest douchebag to ever walk the planet.

Mike Fazzio is a douchebag.

3👍 8👎

Commie Mike

A Finding Nemo Bastard.

Commie Mike is SO HOT!

4👍 13👎

Mike Rutherford

Huge turd. Linked to him being the bassist/guitarist in Genesis, especially the 80s LPs.....
.......

At a party where you have drank and smoked too much, you have just woke up and are squelching and sniffing the AWFUL TRUTH.....
'I think I just did a Mike Rutherford in my pants man!'

8👍 34👎

Arcangel-mike

I person who is sooooo backwards and who rejects any sort of change, or anything different. Someone who is totally an uneducated fool.

'Have you seen that bum over there'

'Yeah he's a real Arcangel-mike'

2👍 5👎