Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything
1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.
2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.
Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew
1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.
A morning mouthwash is when a person wakes up another one by spunking in their mouths leaving a morning mouthwash
Guy1: I totally gave him a morning mouthwash this morning
Guy2: damn bro that’s nasty!
Australian slang for Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.
Haven't got much on fuck it, let's call it a Poets Morning.
A friendly way of saying good morning from your friendly neighborhood hood rat
Group chat:HOOD MORNINGG NIGGAS
When its so cold outside your balls get hard and iced up
“Man my MORNING STAR BALLS are growing icicles”
When you open your computer after a night of heavy drinking, and only then remember what sites you visited the night before.
Morning after tabs: oh yeah, THAT rabbit hole!
A quick once over of all your online accounts with the possibility of sending people messages. Mostly to make sure you didn't say anything incriminating while intoxicated.
"Let me check Facebook real quick, I have to make a quick morning after review so I know I didn't do anything I'll regret"