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When a woman has been single and raising a family alone for a long time that they forget how to be co-dependent in a relationship.
In relationships she still suffered from single mother syndrome and couldn't relinquish control.
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If you searched this (like i did) than ur a freak like me. And you need to get laid....BAD, because u havent been laid in a year. and now your penis is crusting because u cant get laid and u masterbate, and now u have to go see the doctor because the cum crust wont come off. Haha i mean really find a prostitute in an alley or something cause thats just fucked up. i mean sure they smell like vomit and whiskey but thats okay because i like that smell i mean yum i love vomit so yeah fuck something even your cat i mean for real
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Not much is known about this creature, often attacks on sight, and always seems to be hungry. Strength and agility are defining characteristics. It has been seen terrorizing families of large mammals such as humans, bears, and transformers. Spotted in central Africa and northern Poland this animal was the main import of Rome, alive, because many Romans became board with simple burnings (Agitated Mother Opossums were later replaced by lions because the FCC said the display of violence and unmerciless killing by these creatures gave no chance of survival for the victims)
-Woh who's number 34?
--Thats Hanninen coach, why?
-Well he's playing like a agitated mother opossum!!
--You're just saying what we're all thinking coach.
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1. A Mother Father fucker is similar to a mother fucker. A mother fucker is someone who fucks your mother. A Mother father fucker is someone who not only fucks your mother but he fucks your father too. He may, or may not be Bisexual.
Shit! My mom and dad both have herpes! There must of been a mother father fucker loose!
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When your mother calls to let you know what you're having for dinner
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a bitch who sucks hardcore dick and takes anal from his boy friend all day and moans like a bitch when he is out of condoms
zac fucked the shit out of a Prissy Mother Fucker!and had a big orgy then was killed by a klan member
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