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When you’ve played fortnite too much and you can no longer become erect.
Doctor: How can I help you today?
Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.
Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?
Patient: 498.
Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.
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It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.
When something....
Something unbelievable happened !!
A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.
9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.
...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !
Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)
Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
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When someone leaves a party or a group hangout without saying anything. Most of the times they leave without you even knowing.
-You know where Stelios is?
-He went to the bathroom 15 minutes ago.
-He probably ninja vanished.
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To delete a comment, message, or post shortly after entering it, hoping no one will see it.
I really shouldn't have said that, I'm going to ninja delete that post real quick before anyone reads it.
or
Brian totally ninja deleted that comment on my status, so now my reply comment makes no sense.
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Ninja Quad is used in the Real-Time Strategy game Company of Heroes. Using a upgraded Allies Half-Track to a Quad .50cal Gun. This is a four barrel .50 caliber guns mounted on the Half-Track.
After a Axis player takes out your favoutite unit with either a mortor crew or a PAK Anti-Tank Gun, you would send your Half-Track Quad behind the Axis player's weapon and flank them. This is called Ninja Quad
Noob: LOL, I killed your Tank with a PAK Anti-Tank Gun!
Jeff: What's that behind your Anti-Tank gun?
Noob: OMGZ! You killed my PAK Anti-tank gun with a quad!
Jeff: LOL, Ninja Quad FTW!!
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synonym for Asmongold <OMEGALUL lympus>
Ozzy rolls 99
Slowbo rolls 100
Hem rolls 90
Asmon rolls 1
Asmon has received the item
Twitch chat:
- ninja !!
- Yoink
- ninja looter
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Most often used in the running community, it describes a person who likes to run while wearing all black.
The ninja runner darted across the dark road, barely escaping certain death from an oncoming tractor trailer.
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