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The Name Given to a man that will succeed in everything he does. He will be tall, tell good jokes and make a good lover in the bed. This person will tend to have the option of lieing and hiding the truth often, but will in time realize that he does not need to. Good in sports, art, navigating, and flirting he will paint a picture of himself to the world. If you come into contact with one be prepared for a wild adventure, with or without clothes.
Julius Jones Of the Dallas Cowboys 2008
A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes
That shrimpy jones has a small dick
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The goddess of all people
Person 1: Who is that??
Person 2: Thats Erin Jones
Person1: No… I think that’s a goddess
A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."
The sexual act of getting choked, and tossing money around at the same time
Dude that girl's a total freak, she made me do the sweaty Hannah Jones to her last night
People who acquire the nickname butthole Jones are not people who should like themselves. They usually are on the narcissist spectrum, are very selfish, and are major pussies or cowards. They want everyone to like them, but people like shit. They would never tolerate being treated the way they treat others, and If someone were to give them a taste of their own behavior, they will then become the victim and seek sympathy. They bathe in any time of positive behavior towards them no matter how small and take it to heart to try and build their ego. They act like they love themselves, but they don’t, they hate themselves and if they don’t, they should. Butthole Jones’ are never happy with what they have and are constantly looking for better because they feel they are entitled to it and never care who they hurt along the way. They are takers and want the best of everything. They may have characteristics that label them as a male, but they never will truly act or earn the title of a man. Butt hole Jones’ also identify as straight, but teeter on the side of enjoying butt joke activities with their own and others. They’ll be in constant denial about wanting to explore other genders sexually because again, they are cowards. These Butt Hole Jones folks want so badly to be viewed as high class and loved by all but act in a way that earns them the treatment of moldy old shit on the bottom of a shoe that was worn by an upright pig that fucked your dead grandmother.
Butthole Jones was taking a shit in the stall next to me and he was crying because everyone hates him and he will die alone covered in shit because he stretched his own butthole out with his ego and fingers