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Penis Crush

When someone has a crush on a guy's penis. The person most likely only likes the guy because of his penis size or what he can do in the bedroom. Although, a penis crush can turn into something more.

I have a major penis crush on Brett.

I dont really like Tom, I just have a penis crush on him.

by simmadana February 11, 2011


penis protestor

Someone striving to rid the world of penis.

A lesbian or a very straight man, who feels no need for a penis. (In the man's case none other than their own)

by Anal Fury Master May 23, 2005


Penis night

The evening in which the bois get together to talk about many topics including bodily fluids.

Sam are you going to penis night?
I can’t bel Sam couldn’t make it to penis night

by Ok ok yeeeeeeeeeee June 03, 2019


penis hunting

The Penis hunting is when a group of human females,hang out together on the weekends and compete each other for attention of alpha males,Usually the kind of girls doing the hunt are not material for relationships.

Penis hunting : See that group of junkie girls? They are hunting some dicks,Avoid them at once,If you dont want to kiss spermed lips.

by Myrmidon345 May 07, 2016


penis jenga

A Jenga game in which men use their erect penises to push the wooden blocks out of the tower.

Nate: can I play penis Jenga with you?
Nate's male friend: no sorry dude your peanut dick is too small

by BALARGHALARGHA January 18, 2016


penis guitar

When someone takes out their penis and pretends to play it as though they were playing a guitar.

"I planned on going to bed yesterday, but my roommate was penis guitaring in our room, so I went and cried in the bathroom."

by Hieu Jass November 15, 2013


breathing penis

When your half way through a boner and your penis moves up and down periodically.

Dude he’s got a breathing penis!

by Hasj January 11, 2018