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When someone has a crush on a guy's penis. The person most likely only likes the guy because of his penis size or what he can do in the bedroom. Although, a penis crush can turn into something more.
I have a major penis crush on Brett.
I dont really like Tom, I just have a penis crush on him.
Someone striving to rid the world of penis.
A lesbian or a very straight man, who feels no need for a penis. (In the man's case none other than their own)
The evening in which the bois get together to talk about many topics including bodily fluids.
Sam are you going to penis night?
I can’t bel Sam couldn’t make it to penis night
The Penis hunting is when a group of human females,hang out together on the weekends and compete each other for attention of alpha males,Usually the kind of girls doing the hunt are not material for relationships.
Penis hunting : See that group of junkie girls? They are hunting some dicks,Avoid them at once,If you dont want to kiss spermed lips.
A Jenga game in which men use their erect penises to push the wooden blocks out of the tower.
Nate: can I play penis Jenga with you?
Nate's male friend: no sorry dude your peanut dick is too small
When someone takes out their penis and pretends to play it as though they were playing a guitar.
"I planned on going to bed yesterday, but my roommate was penis guitaring in our room, so I went and cried in the bathroom."
When your half way through a boner and your penis moves up and down periodically.
Dude he’s got a breathing penis!