the act of going down on your chick while she's takin a shit
she smelled so bad i had to get some blunkin pie action to cover it up.
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1. adjective; something that sucks; something that's gross; a negative term describing a thing or situation that sucks ass
2. noun; a dump, poop, slam, etc.
3. noun; when you toss someone's salad
1. "This party is dirt pie"
"Dude, those shoes are dirt pie"
2. "I just took a nasty dirt pie"
3. "That girl gives great dirt pie"
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when a guy is in a girl and it feels good and he cums out with thick white icing on the girl and she eats it all up..... yummy daddy
uhhh uhh daddy i want your cream pie all on me... ouuuu that is so fucking tasty yummm!
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When a male anally penetrates a female then pulls out of her shvinkter and puts his poo-covered penis into her vagina and penetrates that way, thus combining the "mud" (poo) and "pie" (pussy) and eating it.
"This mud pie is so sweet and tangy!"
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The act of performing cunalingus on a special female while she is on the toilet taking a dump. The smell may be horrific but when its your turn to take a dump and get a blumpkin, the result will be EPIC!! P.S you are a sick bastard...
Steven decided to give his girlfriend a moon pie because she promised to give him a blumkin. Steven doesn't discuss this experience!
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In real estate parlance, someone who uses an agent to show them a lot of homes, and then bypasses the agent by making an offer directly to the seller.
Jane was a real cutie pie -- I showed her 15 houses last weekend, and then found out she tried to save 6% by making an offer directly to the Johnsons.
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