Scubic Hair

On an adult female, pubic hair of such volume and depth that Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Appartus (SCUBA) equipment would be required to safely perform oral sex upon them.

Dude A: "I scrogged J's step-mom last night."

Dude B: "No way! The new one or the old one?"

Dude A: "Let's put it this way, the one with the Zumba ass."

Dude B: "She any good in the sack?"

Dude A: "Yeah, for the most part. She's got a great body and takes it up the ass like no tomorrow, but she's also got some pretty scary scubic hair and loves to smother you with it."

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Hair pinned

When someone wears a hair pin on there hat to represent that they smoke marijuana. Hair pins are often used to clean pieces and help roll.

That kid in the red hat is hair pinned.

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Jealous Hair

A synonym for tool; often if a person sticks out due to the extra effort that
A person who sticks out because of their gel'd up hair/Someone who thinks they are hot shit/ A dude who overdoes his aesthetic appearance in hopes of it compensating for him being a total douche bag

"whoa!! That dudes got some serious jealous hair!"

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femacial hair

Facial hair found on a woman. It can be very noticeable like a grand moustache or it may nearly invisible.

Guy 1: Have you talked to Jessica yet?
Guy 2: Hell no! Have you seen that femacial hair? It might bite me!

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Hair dryer

When you snowball, but with a fart. Someone farts in your mouth and you pass it back and forth keeping a vacuum all the while so the air tightness will not break.

She woke me up with a hair dryer this morning.

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Nice hair

When someone doesn't hear you say something funny or sarcastic so you have to say something to get out of repeating yourself.

Me: Damn this girl...
Her: what?

Me: i said you have nice hair !

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hair fluffing

pulling one's lover aside fer private pleasurable enjoymentness.

aaron and murphy went into the bathroom and aaron fluffed her hair. they were hair fluffing for hours.

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