netflix and chill

get stoned off your fucking ass while waching netlix and chill

babe lets wach netflix and chill , we will get mother fucking stoned man

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Aggressive Power Chilling

Aggressive Power Chillen or "APC", is the action of actively seeking to max out one's chilling. eg: if you are regular chilling, sitting in a chair, you can transcend to aggressive power chilling by kicking feet up, slouching to the highest degree possible, and smoking/drinking whatever is around you.

"Check that guy out, feet up, chillin on a strongbow...that nigguh is aggressive power chilling"

Yankee candle and chill

Like Netflix and chill, but when you want to make love instead of fuck

Dude: hey baby. What me to come over to watch some Netflix and chill later?
Bae: yeah sure, but I need to feel close to you, can we Yankee candle and chill instead?

chill your biscuits

chill out, take it easy, calm down, take a chill pill, relax, don't be all hype

"Hey, I'm really really freaking out over this Hurricane."

"Chill your biscuits man, how much damage can a storm named Katrina do, i mean really?"

"Good point, i wont worry about it."

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pokemon go and chill

It means that you are going to your local park to fuck behind the trees while playing Pokemon Go and trying to "spin-it for some pokeballs",

cause that eevee is way too far way, and you should have brought a portable battery charger...

Bob:"wanna go Pokemon Go and chill tonight?"

Alice:"no, mid terms coming up so...?"

Bob:"but I hear that I can Cubone your Cloyster if we go to the park right now!"
Alice:"fine, do you have some condoms?"

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chill your nips

Another variant of chill out. Used when someone is overly anxious/excited and needs to calm down. This is the politically correct, universal form of chill your tits (cuz everybody got nipples).

Ben: These gas prices are friggin redonkulous! I'm havin' a heart attack over here!

Bob: Yo, chill your nips. Here's $20 if you quit your bitchin.

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Veggie Tales And Chill

Basically like netflix and chill but instead of smashing and watching Netflix you cuddle and watch VeggieTales.

Yo girl you wanna go Veggie Tales and Chill? We can just chill and get Lit and cuddle. We would watch Netflix but that’s boreing af.