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means clilckbating someone on the internet.
3rd person singular 5-Minute Crafts
past tense 5-Minute Crafted
continuous tense 5-Minute Crafting
participle 5-Minute Crafted
Those people just only like to 5-Minute Crafts. They still 5-Minute Crafts even if nobody likes them.
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The about 5 second period after you jack off where you experience the most pleasure of stroking.
Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!
Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?
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Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.
François: i wathc 5 minutes craft
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:
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Something that is believed to resolve a problem but actually only exacerbates it.
When I was sick, I thought taking a shower would make me feel better. Little did I know that I was pressing the AZ-5 button.
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The worldwide grief process related to all of the losses we’ve been facing because of Putin’s Pawn having become the US President.
The 5 Stages of Trumpgrief are as follows:
1. Denial: in the beginning when none of us could believe it was really true.
2. Anger: soon after the Inauguration when we all realized he can’t think.
3. Bargaining: in our dreams we entertained the now absurd idea that Pence could be the better one to step in.
4. Depression: the point at which it became obvious that a mass clinical depression had kicked in and that it was time to stop watching the news altogether.
5. Acceptance: where we have all come to realize and somehow accept that so many US citizens across the income spectrum resonated with his lowbrow mafiosi thinking and white supremacist hatred of constitutional law and that the only thing we can do now is light a fire under ourselves to vote his dumb ass out of office.
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This occurs when a guy denies the fact that he is gay (to himself and everyone else) for some time. Usually seen on conservative college campuses. These types have a flair for fashion, usually pop their pink Lacoste collars and take the time they spend in college to "date" chicks, but once they leave and spend a few years in the big city, they come out with their rainbow flags a waving.
Most people around the gay in 5 years guy know he is gay and expect to see him with a teal Jetta and Diesel manpurse at the 5 year class reunion.
The gay in 5 years guy loves MySpace and drink cosmos. He also exaggerates his likeness for women.
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Name for childs that shoot on point 5
Normally a person that has a certain affection or half (.5) of their heart for the only person that calls them it
A male: One that is only on a team because of another on the team that keeps them happy
A person that loves an Athena
Person that lends .5 of the .5 that isnt lent out already to Chiefs Deli!
Go shoot point 5!
Point 5 cannot live without Athena!
Point 5 wants to kill themself when not around a certain person and stuck being around other certain people
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